Be the Zombie. Kick A** and Take Brains
It’s 1959 and the city of Punchbowl, PA, is a beacon of progress and ideal living. Show the living that law and order are no match for a dead man on a mission. Your boyfriend’s back Maggie, and Punchbowl is gonna be in trouble!
Eat Brains
Chomp on the living and replenish your bodily arsenal of: zombie sputum, gut grenades, and the stunning unholy flatulence
Possess Punchbowl’s Population
Clamp your severed hand to a barbershop quartet singer’s head and raygun away
Build Your Zombie Horde
Convert your enemies into undead allies & lead a zombie assault on the living
Bring Civilization to its Knees
Show the retro-futuristic city of Punchbowl, PA that they can’t escape the past
Stubbs and Chill
Invite a friend to play as Grubbs for classic couch cooperative hijinks. (Friend not included)
What’s new in 2021 Re-release
My horde of braindead advisors have informed me that the simple days of VGA cables, inserting a disk, and blowing a cartridge are long gone. Today, you need all the bells and whistles of a brand new car. Specifically, new car smell instead of decayed meat and 50 year old farts.
The team of technicians at Aspyr Media, under my undying hand’s command, have implemented the features of a game of tomorrow to give you the Stubbs the Zombie experience that you didn’t ask for, but that you truly deserve.
Achievements
What would a video game be without great feats of gameplay for you, the consumer, user, and financial backer of all future Stubbs content? Experience the ultimate serotonin boost in the form of a digital popup for achieving great feats including:: That didn’t age well: Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial. I make a PP: Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine. Get lost: We know you did
Controller Support
No more depending on joysticks, flight sticks, or wooden sticks to control your game. We’ve fully implemented state of the art practices to make playing Stubbs the Zombie smooth as butter on Xbox One controllers, Dualshock controllers, and Nintendo Joy-Cons and Pro Controllers.
Resolution Support
Modern resolutions up to 4K are supported. I have no idea what the heck a pixel is, but more must be better!
Stability
With an old game, you have plenty of bugs. Luckily, our team of arachnid experts placed thousands of spiders into the game archives. These spiders have eaten the bugs, and then we vacuumed up the spiders with a Stubbs the Zombie vacuum (not available for purchase).
My technicians assure me this will be the most stable Stubbs experience to date, or at least as stable as my shamble (trademark pending).
XOXO,
Stubbs
